I just know that most, if not all, of my readers have at least heard of the movie “Deliverance”, right? So you’ll understand when I say that we drove through some country yesterday that had us looking around every corner for dirty hillbillies in wife-beater t-shirts carrying sawed-off shot guns. My friend, Lee, went with me and as we were rolling through some very beautiful, but remote land, he had his cell phone out the window playing the dueling banjos music and yelling “please don’t hurt us, we’re on your side!”
You had to be there. It was hilarious, in a really scary kind of way.
My F250 is still in the shop, so when someone called and asked me to take in two rescues that she had bailed out from the Fayetteville Animal Shelter, Bessie was the poor old truck that had to do the hauling. I think Lee and I were both thanking the Ford gods when we finally pulled into the driveway safe and sound at 10:30 last night! The whole trip was well over 300 miles if you include the time spent lost and asking directions from people who probably couldn’t have told us how to find their own home, let alone the animal shelter. And here’s a hint… a “fork” in the road is not the same as a turnoff that’s perpendicular to the road that you are on and has a stop sign.
The road to the shelter was narrow and twisted and they only paved the middle of the road, which would have been fine except that the drop off from pavement to gravel wasn’t a lot of fun with a horse trailer. We finally found the shelter at 5:07, seven minutes after they were supposed to close. We had left the house at noon. Ugh. Fortunately, we managed to catch a couple of the workers as they were packing up to leave and were able to find the horses and get them out of there.
The barn at the shelter was brand new and had never been used. Some genius had decided that the proper flooring for the barn was 3-4” gravel in the aisle and stalls! There were no stall mats or even sawdust in the stalls. Both horses had been locked in the stalls for a month with no turnout available. I suppose finding a large dog dish or tub for their food was too much to ask, so their grain was dumped onto the muck and the poor boys were expected to sift through their own feces to eat. The mini had a HUGE pile of food when we got there, most of it oats, and it was way too much for the little guy. I’m hoping they didn’t founder him out of ignorance!
The mini is terrified of people and acts like he’s been badly abused before. He was caught running down the four lane highway and had already caused six cars to wreck before he was apprehended several weeks ago. The bigger stallion is an incredibly sweet boy, well-behaved with great manners. They both hopped right on the trailer for us, even though the little one had run circles around me while walking to the trailer from the shelter.
The folks at the shelter had named the little one “Whitey” and the big one “Tonto”. Because of the circumstances of their escape from hillbilly hell, we renamed them Jed and Jethro on the way home. For now, they are in a small pen in the yard, under the willow tree. Once we’ve tamed Jed down a bit, I’ll get Doc out to castrate and also look at the bloody sacroid on poor Jed’s penis. After brain surgery and vaccinations, Jethro can go out with the main herd and Jed can go in with River.
Here’s poor little Jed. We tried giving him treats this morning, but if my hand got close enough to touch a whisker he was rearing and trying to get away. He’s got a thick coat and big pot belly, so we’re probably looking at a big worm load. I’ll give him half a dose of Ivermectin this morning and follow it up with another half dose next week. I hate leaving that long lead rope on him, but that’s the only way we’re going to catch him. When we picked him up they had a 6’ dog leash attached to his makeshift halter and even that wasn’t long enough and it took a long time to get close enough to catch him in the stall.
Jethro has got to be one of the sweetest stallions ever! Walking him down the driveway last night with just the moonlight to guide us, he was the epitome of good behavior. Don Juan was pacing the fence and giving him the stink eye and Satin was on the other fence line flirting with him, but he only paid attention to me, walking slowly beside me and stopping and standing still when I asked. When Timmy ran up to greet him I expected a stallion explosion, but he just kept walking past Timmy and followed me to his pen. I’ve met stallions before that were this well behaved, but they were raised right, and not kept in a stall or turned out by themselves their whole life. I just don’t expect stallions with this nice of a personality to show up as rescues.
Jethro was found running loose with five other horses. Someone came along and claimed the other five, but said Jethro didn’t belong to them. Hmmmm… I wonder if they were just tired of owning a stallion and didn’t feel the responsibility to castrate him, or at least put up some electric fence to separate him from the mares?
He’s wormy and thin, but not terribly so. We’ll start him on a half dose of Ivermectin and another half dose next week. I don’t think it will take long to have him fat and shiny again.

Who knows about his breeding for sure, but he does remind me a little of a Tennessee Walker the way he moves, as well as those big ears of his. He’s just a sweetheart, that much I know!