Today should not have gone near as well as it did.
Mark your calendars, ya’ll. I won’t say that very often.
Remember Jethro? I get the feeling that he really wants to be an easy keeper, but no matter how much Safe Choice and free choice hay I give him, he still doesn’t have a very nice top line. His spine sticks up just a wee bit and the top of his ribs can still be seen. So my thought was that after spending a month locked in a 12x12 stall at the shelter and two and a half weeks stuck in a pen in my yard with Jed his muscles might just be atrophied. His gut has shrunk a bit after two wormings, but is still more than adequate for his size and his butt has filled out nicely. However, even though his pen is about three times the size of his stall, there still isn’t any room to run and play when the urge strikes. Last week I wondered briefly if I could put him in with the Fairmont studs, but then thought better of it because strange stallions will almost always fight and I didn’t want anyone hurt.
Then yesterday I woke up to find Drunken Neighbor’s proud cut gelding standing in my driveway and whispering sweet nothings to Don Juan over the fence. Don Juan was calm, accepting, and even looked like he wanted to play with the big gelding. Hmmmm…. This set my little brain to whirring and I made the executive decision this morning to try putting Jethro in with the other stallions and see how it went.
It was terrifying! I doubted Jethro would make it out alive. Don Juan was so aggressive and kept rearing and striking out at poor Jethro…

Um, yeah. The two of them hit it off like old college chums running into each other in a gay bar.

Kincaid made nice with the “I’m a baby don’t hurt me” suckling motions and little Rusty just couldn’t get enough of Jethro.

Dagwood knows that the surest way to tell a stud from a mare is to sniff their hooves and chew on their lower legs. Huh?
When you’re still not sure, just pretend you’re a dog and take a long whiff right where it counts.
Jethro never panicked or became annoyed. His ears were always up, he never lifted a leg to threaten a kick, and his teeth stayed hidden.

I had left Jethro’s halter on at first in case I needed to pull him out of there quickly. But the introductions only lasted a few minutes and then everyone settled down together to eat some hay. Right now everyone has squished themselves into the run-in shed to share in the shade. So much for strange stallions always fighting! It probably would not have gone so well if there had been mares in the area, but I guess a Lucille donkey in the yard doesn’t count.
Now, would someone please come up with something organic to kill all the burdock plants on the farm? Please??