Major Tom, the Royal Palm turkey, is finally old enough to be interested in the ladies. Up until now, all the hens had cooties and he spent most of his time pulling on their pony tails or calling them names. Now he’s much more interested in taking them for a drive down lovers lane in his Chevette and playing twister in the back seat. Too bad there aren’t any female turkeys on the farm to be impressed with his mad driving skills and collection of Travis Tritt cassettes.
I guess I need to get him a woman. Soon.
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